Yesterday, We Searched.

My whole family went to Orlando at 8AM to help with the search for Caylee Anthony. We searched a very densely wooded area of Orlando near UCF with ten other searchers and covered an area of five square miles in three hours, trudging through swamp lands, lakes, woods, and thick tall grasses filled with ants, stickers, and snakes. Please go out and help find Caylee.

...damn hip...

A few weeks ago...to a month I started to have this pain on my left side in the hip region, and I am starting to become increasingly paranoid that my stride is transforming moment by moment to that of an eighty year old with a plastic hip, that is misfitted. Basically, I would have to say what is bothering most about this whole experience, is that my entire left leg feels as though it is physically longer, than the right one, and the pain is increasing every time I have to walk somewhere. I was completely unaware of how much I actually walk...sad, I know. I have decided that I should most likely seek some type of treatment in the near future, otherwise my vacation could be somewhat less comfortable, considering how much walking I intend to do in Mexico. Updates to follow.

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to tattoo...or not to tattoo...

Honestly, Who knew?!?!

I am completely and totally shocked that I am in agreement with one of the morally objectionable people to me, Roseanne Barr. Today she was quoted as saying about Jon Voight's over-collagened succubus she-devil daughter, ""Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more," hahahahahahahahahaha! I now am sadly in agreement with a woman who I once thought to be lower than they, oh, Roseanne, how wrong I was. Not that I agree with all that was said, but she does have some completely non-psychotic ideas.

"Shockingly Awful"

At 10AM I am sitting in a meeting that subsequently lasted two and a half full hours that is chocked full of absolute bu**sh** and all I can think about is the meeting's title, "The New Marketing Campaign of Shock & Awe." Why, may you ask, am I completely enthralled in the title of some pointless meeting? Well, mostly because it describes how the meeting was proceeding, shockingly awful. I really dislike our marketing director, because he's a tea sucking, accent speaking, know-it-all, in fact that is the exact definition of one of my least favorite kind of people. It must be INCREDIBLY fantastic to have the awareness that your intellect is superior to all around you and that your ability to speak, think, and boss is just exceptional in comparison. B-U-R-N!

He has myexisnotthinkingaboutmeanymore-dar.

So today I could have missed the ex if I had only left just minutes earlier for my bike ride. I rode my bike three miles and all I could think about was why as soon as I forget him and get my life back on track and stop obsessing, he just shows up?!? It's like his mutant power is knowing when all of that is happening and finding me as soon as humanly possible and reminding me, "hey! I'm still here...that's right, you just try and forget me! I dare you!" Well thanks, today's half-second convo should set me back a few weeks. Oh, well, at least I'm pretty.

Tropic Thunder, YAY!

I am beyond excited to see Tropic Thunder. Three of the most unlikely actors to be put all together in one movie...oh, joy for me!