He has myexisnotthinkingaboutmeanymore-dar.

So today I could have missed the ex if I had only left just minutes earlier for my bike ride. I rode my bike three miles and all I could think about was why as soon as I forget him and get my life back on track and stop obsessing, he just shows up?!? It's like his mutant power is knowing when all of that is happening and finding me as soon as humanly possible and reminding me, "hey! I'm still here...that's right, you just try and forget me! I dare you!" Well thanks, today's half-second convo should set me back a few weeks. Oh, well, at least I'm pretty.